Reports from the Field

>Some how they found me. Half way around the world and deep undercover in the concrete jungle, those crafty Australian authorities found me!

>>They delivered their demands utilizing our own US Postal Service. I opened the unassuming letter with caution and read things like, "responsible party" "camera operated speedometers" "71 km in a 60 zone," I didn't know what the hell these cryptic Australian phrases meant, but I knew what "you owe $90" means. Whatever their true intent may have been the authorities had me under their thumb.

>>>Not wanting to risk banishment from the surfing paradise of Australia I will pay this egregious ransom. Hunkered down amongst the junkie hordes and siren's blare, it's just another piece of broken glass on the path to inevitability. The success of my mission, at all costs.

Rogue agent Morgan Maassen caught me creepin. Deep undercover in Noosa